Disconnected on Earth

Sometimes, you just need to sit back, scroll, and embrace the weirdness of Earth. The Disconnected on Earth T-shirt features Dave in his natural state—kicking back on his phone, completely unbothered, with a simple truth: "Earth is weird."

Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is ultra-soft, lightweight, and breathable, with just the right amount of stretch for all-day comfort. Whether you're binge-watching intergalactic memes or just trying to survive another day on this strange little planet, this tee is your go-to uniform for staying comfy and disconnected.

DETAILS:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – lightweight & breathable
Pre-shrunk fabric – no unexpected shrinkage
Side-seamed construction for a clean, structured fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

FIT & SIZING:
Classic unisex fit – relaxed but structured
Soft & stretchy for easy all-day wear

STYLE & STORY:
Earth is confusing, overwhelming, and honestly kind of bizarre—but at least Dave has WiFi. This tee is for the laid-back, the observers, and the ones who just don’t get what all the fuss is about. Throw it on, sit back, and let the humans do their thing.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on print