Hello My Name Is...

Meet Dave. He swears he’s human—do you believe him?

The Hello My Name Is… T-Shirt is the perfect mix of streetwear, humor, and sci-fi mystery, featuring Dave’s face boldly printed on the front and a cryptic message on the back: "I swear I'm human." Whether you’re making first contact or blending in with the locals, this classic unisex tee has you covered.

Made from 100% premium cotton, this tee delivers a structured fit that sits comfortably while maintaining sharp, clean lines—ideal for layering with your favorite streetwear pieces. With double-stitched seams and a soft yet durable fabric, it’s built for long-lasting wear, no matter what dimension you’re in.

DETAILS:

100% cotton (varies by color)
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) – breathable and comfortable
Tubular fabric construction for a seamless fit
Taped neck & shoulders for added durability
Double-stitched seams on sleeves & hem for extra reinforcement

FIT & SIZING:
Classic, unisex fit—not too tight, not too loose
Easy to style solo or layer with jackets, hoodies, and accessories

This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a statement. A conversation starter. A warning? Maybe. Whether you’re showing off your alien side or just embracing the weirdness of existence, Dave’s got your back—literally.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on print