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Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?
Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?
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DISCLAIMER: This product is a parody design and is in no way affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by The Pokémon Company, Nintendo, Game Freak, or any related entities. It is a fair use transformative artwork intended for humorous and satirical purposes under free expression laws.
🧥🐍 Whips, ruins, and… way too many Ekans. 🐍🧥
The legend himself has faced countless dangers, but nothing—not rolling boulders, not ancient traps, not cursed idols—compares to the horror of an Ekans-filled pit. Featuring Indiana Jones surrounded by a swarm of Ekans, the Why Did It Have to Be Snakes? parody tee is a legendary crossover of archaeology and pocket monsters.
Made with a soft, breathable cotton blend, this tee is designed for maximum comfort, durability, and style. With moisture-wicking DryBlend® fabric, it keeps you cool under pressure—whether you’re escaping a temple, solving an ancient puzzle, or just dealing with life’s everyday hazards.
DETAILS:
50% cotton, 50% polyester – soft, breathable, and built to last
DryBlend® moisture-management fabric keeps sweat at bay
Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd² (186 g/m²) – lightweight yet durable
Modern classic fit – structured but relaxed
Ribbed collar for a timeless look
Taped neck & shoulders for all-day comfort
Tear-away label – no irritation, just vibes
Blank product sourced from Honduras
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on print
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
🧥🐍 Whips, ruins, and… way too many Ekans. 🐍🧥
The legend himself has faced countless dangers, but nothing—not rolling boulders, not ancient traps, not cursed idols—compares to the horror of an Ekans-filled pit. Featuring Indiana Jones surrounded by a swarm of Ekans, the Why Did It Have to Be Snakes? parody tee is a legendary crossover of archaeology and pocket monsters.
Made with a soft, breathable cotton blend, this tee is designed for maximum comfort, durability, and style. With moisture-wicking DryBlend® fabric, it keeps you cool under pressure—whether you’re escaping a temple, solving an ancient puzzle, or just dealing with life’s everyday hazards.
DETAILS:
50% cotton, 50% polyester – soft, breathable, and built to last
DryBlend® moisture-management fabric keeps sweat at bay
Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd² (186 g/m²) – lightweight yet durable
Modern classic fit – structured but relaxed
Ribbed collar for a timeless look
Taped neck & shoulders for all-day comfort
Tear-away label – no irritation, just vibes
Blank product sourced from Honduras
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on print
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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